Obama says aliens control us!

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• i have been into UFO'S ALL MY LIFE. I HAVE MANY THING'S TO TELL YOU BUT IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG SO I WILL JUST TELL YOU ABOUT ONE THING. I WAS LIVING IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA I WAS THERE TAKING CARE OF MY MOM. I WAS WORKING ON OUR MOBILE HOME ONE DAY WHEN A MAN STOPPED BY TO COMMENT ON WHAT I WAS DOING. HE INVITED ME OVER TO SEE WHAT HE HAD BEEN WORKING ON AT HIS PLACE SO I WENT, AS WE TALKED I FOUND OUT HE WAS SEMI-RETIRED FROM THE GOVERNMENT, AS TIME WENT ON WE GOT TO BE FRIENDS , I WANTED TO PICK HIS BRAIN ABOUT UFO'S AND SUCH. ONE DAY WHEN I WAS OVER AT HIS PLACE I DECIDED TO ASK HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT UFO'S. FIRST HE TOLD ME HE WORKED ON THE STEALTH PROJECT AND STILL DID , THEN HE TOLD ME THAT UFO WERE REAL AND THAT THEY HAD BEEN SENSE THE BEGINNING AND THAT THERE WAS MANY KINDS, JUST AS I WAS STARTING TO THINK THIS GUY WAS PULLING MY LEG HE SAID FOLLOW ME, HE WALKED ME THROUGH THE BACK DOOR ,THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOWN THE HALL TO HIS OFFICE, HE POINTED TO SOME PICTURES ABOVE HIS COMPUTER ,WHEN I LOOKED AT THEM ,THERE HE WAS STANDING NEXT TO R. NIXON AND A BUNCH OF OTHER GOVERNMENT PEOPLE, I NEW THEM HE WAS FOR REAL, HE TOLD ME LOT'S OF OTHER STUFF YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I SWEAR WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU IS THE TRUTH. I HAVE TOLD MANY PEOPLE THIS AND THEY THINK I'M FULL OF IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOOT CIA OR WHO EVER.

• As to the POTUS? Many a trues word spoken in jest!!!

• He was obviously poking fun at us for the show. He strikes me as being a very responsible and carng person, with an obviously mischievous sense of humour. I hope the US doesn't lose him to an old fuddy duddy who lives on another planet.

• they sure know how to make believers look ridiculous. this has cover up written all over it. -.-

• Nice. Nice.